[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

More like Oct-Feb.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The problem with lactose free milk is that it's not lactose free.

They have just provided you with the lactose enzyme that you can't produce yourself to break down the lactose.

It could be so simple that the enzyme provided is bot enough for you and you need to pop an extra pill with enzyme.

Or your stomach just don't like the sugars in it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Driver (delivery,

So that's why my food delivery person never understands how to get into my building even though there are very detailed instructions.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

They could just not book the hotel for two days and bugs would be heatpurged.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

For some reaon my IP is banned om that forum.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This guy though was completely personality-less

I don't usually set the bar high either.

But if you ask me what my favourite interests are and I tell you that I like reading Fantasy books and baking and spending time with friends and PC gaming and you have no idea what any of those are. And then I ask you back.

You can't tell me "Some times I go out and have ONE beer with my friends. Can you drink more than one beer? Eh. We usually meet up for one hour once per month. What I do the rest of the time? Eh. Nothing? I watch youtube before I go to bed? Channels? What type? Ehhh.... Anything else that is happening in my life? WELL, I AM going to go study medicine in Poland 😎. When I'm going? I'm not really sure. Well I am waiting for the reply back from them. I am enrolled yes! What letter? The confirmation letter. No I haven't heard back from them yet. How I know I'm enrolled? Well I did send them my submission letter so I am definitely enrolled. How I know if I haven't gotten confirmation? Eh. Well. I sent them a submission letter ofc."

That's when I looked at my watch and said "Ooh time sure does fly fast! I need to hurry if I'm to catch the bus. Thank you for your time. Goodluck with your submission. Bye."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I (female) once went on a very not good date. The guy had no interests except for dead watching youtube, no ambitions and the only thing going on in his life was that he had sent a submission to attent a Polish university.

The only thing we did was havr a walk around town because usually walking makes people talk. Except they don't if they don't have anything to talk about.

So the date was nearing its end the guy looked like it went smooth af and leaned in for a hug.

So I stretched out my hand and shook his and thanked for the date.

Boy was stumped.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I thought "I'm always bored am I cured then?"

And my mind has always been like this even before social media.

If I read a book I hyperfixate on it and don't put it down until I'm done which can be a whole 27 hours.

If I am talking with my partner or if I am trying to study my mind starts to wander thinking "Hmm. I wonder what we'll fo for dinner tonight. Oh. But then we need the pan. I better clean the pan. Oh but these trash needs to be taken out but I don't want to do that now I'll just chill a bit. Oh were you talking to me?"

Existing is hard sometimes and it's not because I'm looking at reels two times per month.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I once sexed so sexy that I sexied the sex out of that sex.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

In Swedish I would maybe say

Kioskmongo - kiosk mongoloid - someone of very low intellect that knows the difference of right and wrong and still chooses wrong

Chipsmongo - chip/crisp mongoloid - someone of low intellect that would rather just eat chips, preferably in a sandbox with the whole bag emptied into the sand.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I've had way more scam calls, groups and texts on whatsapp than on Telegram.

So I definitely don't understand why anyone would like whatsapp.

With Telegram you can easily limit any communication requests to only come from your list of contacts while that is impossible with WA. The only way you can get out of getting scam calls is by turning on "mute unknown calls" and "limit groups to contacts" but the calls will still pop up and you will still get chat requests so you will have to block and delete each one of them manually.

Instead of just limiting all communication to your contacts like on telegram.

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