I just wanted some McDonalds, but they said I’d tried to flee!
This mysterious pipe inside my bags’ for whackin’ turtles, see?
Manhattan on a Monday morning is a place I’d never be
If they try me by a jury then you know surely I’ll go free
Once the star of the show gets murdered by the state some of the charm gets lost
According to his math, around seven-eighths of all Albertans who just voted for the federal Conservatives would have to back sovereignty for a "Yes" side to win.
7 out of 8 people who vote conservative would have to vote for something stupid?
Welcome to America, Alberta, I guess
Its DC, so everything will be backed up for miles long before anyone even shows up
In the military, doing something to surprise a commanding officer is among the highest displays of respect. Especially if you can make it costs tens of millions of dollars
Weebles wobble, but they dont fall down.
The same has yet to be proven true for the US economy
Staying sober? In this economy??
They would do a way better job than me, they should probably go first
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