TheREalDonaldTrump

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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not my problem, LOSER!

[$0/$15] Grubhub gift card, pretty urgent, need to get some medication for jock itch as it's spread badly. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

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KAMALA HARRIS, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!! (hexbear.net)
Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

no

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)
 

First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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Why don't you guys like me? (hexbear.net)
 

Let's be real, people. I'm the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It's true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?

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Ouch! (hexbear.net)
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Everyone's calling him sleepy joe now, but I said it first! I was already calling him sleepy joe! (hexbear.net)
 

He's no good folks! Vote TRUMP!

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[EDIT: Done] Hello, Reddit! IAMA 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump. Ask Me Anything! (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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