TheEschatonSucks

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Heterosexual bi-romantic

[–] [email protected] 23 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Tasmanian devil ankle tattoo.

Fuck, I know alright? It was 93 and I was barely 16

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

What a massive coincidence

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
  1. Sweep the leg
  2. ??
  3. retrieve cell phone
  4. lock cell phone
  5. escape on nearby e scooter
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Right up until the next election when they’ll fall in line and vote straight R

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Ngl, I’d like to see just a tiny bit more brutality in the next face check. Macron was downright civil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Right up until Election Day when they pull a Susan Collins

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least they weren’t baffled