Ill be honest. Reading it all the way through was a challenge in critical cringe management even being certain it was a joke.

With the type of person who goes to hooters for the hooters, destroying woke 3rd spaces is one of their biggest joys. This group could stand to have theirs taken in kind.

The agent wrote like it scraped a bunch of crime drama in addition to stolen database code. As though it was designed to spice things up based on what it learned.