I hate that this artist is a chud, so many hilarious panels ruined by the idea that they are meant to be literal

Since Obama:

Can't pass bill because you need 60 votes to end a filibuster (it takes 50 votes to ban filibustering, repubs did it in trump 1, "Biden" put it back)

Can't appoint Supreme Court Judge cause you need 60 votes (same as before)

Biden specifically:

Can't pass budget bill because parliamentarian says no (takes 50 to replace the parliamentarian)

Can't do a ceasefire in Gaza (Trump on day minus 1*)

Biden can't do X (student loans, etc) because that's illegal (DoJ and the SC both said they would not prosecute a sitting president) (Executive Orders are legal until challenged in court)

*Political fuckery ala Iran Hostage Crisis

What are you talking about, hexbear is filled with libs, everyone knows I'm the only real leftist

But vassals don't change color to match the overlord, the man wants to map paint

Yes, but no. More years for context (count in millions)

2016: 66 Hillary v 63 Trump

2012: 66 Obama v 61 Romney

2008: 69 Obama v 60 McCain

2020 was a rarity in terms of turnout, 4 years of trump motivated a lot of angry Dems, but 4 years of Nothing will fundamentally change doesn't really excite the base. Add on top of that the Dems last second changed their nominee to a person who dropped out of the 2020 primary because she did not have a base.. If I remember right, it was so bad even mayo Pete had a higher percentage of the black vote.

I'm starting to believe in simulation theory. I think the fall of the USSR was the planned end and now some alien is just seeing what wacky hijinks they can cause in our world.

Government: don't have kids if you can't afford it

Us: Ok

Government: wait no, not like that

Not really, when Paul makes the comment the people around him have no idea what he is talking about

Stop, don't go any deeper, save yourself before you become allergic to grass

I was at 300 applications for 4 interviews and one offer, go into STEM they said, you'll be employable they said

The founding fathers were afraid of the "tyranny of the masses" so they intentionally designed every step of the US government to be as conservative and undemocratic as possible. It is less stupid and more malice which drove our cluster fuck today.

Based