Squirrel

But with no DVRs to fast forward through ads. (Yes, I know that was a "recent" cable thing, but still.)

Hammerhead syndrome?

As long as it's not happening in a public place, she can have at it. She's all kinds of stupid, but there's nothing wrong with sex between two (or more) consenting adults.

Because I never particularly liked the alternatives.

The Elder Scrolls is the best series I've stopped caring about.

I'm out of breath from reading this.

I had no desire for a 3D printer until this post.

In song form?

Yes to movies and shows that aren't available on Netflix, Disney, or Amazon. My kids watch a lot of shows on those, so they're worth it, but I refuse to pay for others.

No to everything else.

I must admit, I recently caved and tried the Reddit app. It sucks hard.

It's all fun and games until a barbarian with anxiety is put on the spot.

You could be fire!