This looks like a excellent way to ruin two good things.
Squirrel
Just do the same to the other letters, so it looks like a stylistic choice.
That's actually far more ambiguous than I expected.
The problem really boils down to a lack of QA.
Infant-sized coffins
So, serious question: why is "dick" okay and "cunt" is not? The former is much more common than the latter, both as an insult and (especially) as a reference to genitalia. While "cunt" is generally seen (in the US) as a more severely insulting word, it's also rarely used in reference to genitalia (in my experience as a cis male).
It's obviously "all females are bastards."
You're down with the Gitness?
Same here. My wife and I considered it a while back, but we opted against it after seeing how pvp heavy it is.
Push down on the opening with your thumb while you slowly lift the tab. It's considerably quieter than opening it normally.
Or you could get shot. It's really a coin flip at this point.
I have no problem with competition, but don't force me to use your inferior product. If any of the major companies developed an actual competitor with the Steam launcher (in terms of features, not just a lousy storefront), it would likely get some use. If they somehow made it better than Steam, plenty of people would likely jump ship.
Epic is just a failure of a launcher. Nobody uses it over Steam by choice, because it's lacking in nearly every way. While I'm not big on exclusives, if the launcher was a reasonable Steam alternative, they wouldn't bother me nearly as much. As things stand, I'm firmly in the "fuck Epic" camp.