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So, if an Amish person decided to work at the DMV, they should be able to refuse driver's licenses to everyone? It's against their beliefs, after all. (I don't know if it technically is, but play along, for the sake of argument.) Or... Should they maybe just not have that job, since it's a matter of what is legally required to do something? Whether it's 1% or 100% of the population, it's their beliefs that are more important, right?

Edit: I know this is a shitty argument. That's the point.

Nobody should have the right to infringe upon others' rights. Look up the paradox of tolerance.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

"Consider this, legally speaking... rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Eh?"

I think it's part elf

There's something intensely satisfying about charging into a dungeon at a dead run while brutally hacking apart anything in your way. Of course, that only really works once you're overpowered, but it is fun.

That makes sense. But they already have one different name, so why not have another? The world may never know...

If his real name is Wally, why the hell is his enemy's name "Waldo" spelled backwards?

I down't see why uwu cawn't duwu whawt uwu wawnt. nya~

Unfortunately, a lot of "obvious satire" turns out to be serious. This is a bit more obvious than most, but it can be hard to tell, these days.

We're not like this about bedtime, but we are about sleeping in. My wife "sleeps in" until 8:30 on the weekend. Me? I try to be up by 11:30 or so, and even that's not guaranteed.

That butte does not match the buttes I've seen in real life. Then again, I've only seen the ones near my parents, in Oregon.