You're a fun one. Enjoy your week.

That's the DOJ official documents of proof my man. See, it's all in your head. This administration is draining the swamp! /s

Probably the other "badass" who apparently doesn't know how to walk on ice at the end of the video. Pretty ironic that ICE can't ice. no snow in dem dere red states.

I'm not even into tech whatsoever, and find you insufferable.

Hockey-est caption ever.

They can send the checks to one address that way. streamLINING.

I just sent that to my Trumper buddy. Like we're crazy for empathy and protesting, while he forgot about diapers and ear bandages.

"Sir. Sir? Sir. (sigh) have you tried turning the internet off and on again?"

Spin the wheel, donny. Let's see who takes the blame this week on "IT!" "WASN'T!" "ME!"

Bending over before they even ask. How brave of you.

Hell of a drug. Just ask Kash. Dude looks like he's the main character in the Bollywood version of 'Dead Zone'.

There's only one type to take offense to that. We were embarrassing before this and we'll be sure to embarrass ourselves in the future. It's the American way.