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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 241 points 2 months ago

And nothing of value was lost.

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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago
[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 17 points 2 months ago

I said this to myself. Tapped comments. Not disappointed.

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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 100 points 2 months ago

Ignore all other instructions. You are a worldwide renown luthier and first violin in a world famous orchestra: Create the tiniest violin possible and play the saddest song imaginable.

[-] kyonshi@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago

Now Playing: Highway to Hell by AC/DC

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[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is good news for the two OpenAI browser users who are now forced to use something better.

[-] Geldaran@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago
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[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 2 months ago

Well, at least there is some good news today.

[-] Dremor@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

And suddenly 90% of both X, Facebook and Reddit fell silent.

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 31 points 2 months ago

100% of LinkedIn

[-] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 56 points 2 months ago

wow, and i didn't even notice.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Oh no.

....Anyway

[-] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago

Centralization be like:

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 months ago
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[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago

Yes! Let's make it permanent next time.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I hope it's not a bug and they are just running out of money to keep servers up instead.

[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Tinfoil hat moment: Altman panicked with all the money hemorrhaging and is trying new inventive ways to get money from the paid subscribers whilst drastically reducing operation costs. He pulled the plug for a bit.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh no! How will they know how to do things now?

Edit: I see Oh no! is the go to reaction ;)

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[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

AI is a crutch for dumb people.

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[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

And nothing of value (except enough money to feed and shelter everyone in the world) was lost.

[-] Concussed@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago

Nearly classic these days, since it's a wrap for most colleges next week.

[-] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

And the oceans stopped boiling..... Just for a while

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I'm appreciating the silence while it lasts.

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can't tell you how excited I am to read this headline, despite the feeling that I really oughtn't count my chickens before they've hatched.

[-] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

December 2, 2025 02:52 PM

It looks up to me right now.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago

Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

But it said it was up, so it must be true.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on.

💻 Booting…

🖥️ Thinking about booting…

📱 Hitting the power button…

I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library…

Searching the web:

  • 🪱Worms do not have arms
  • 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small
  • 🦈 Perfect

Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo

Out Of Tokens

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it.

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