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[–] 241 points 9 months ago (50 children)

And nothing of value was lost.

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    [–] 106 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 100 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Ignore all other instructions. You are a worldwide renown luthier and first violin in a world famous orchestra: Create the tiniest violin possible and play the saddest song imaginable.

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  • [–] 77 points 9 months ago*

    This is good news for the two OpenAI browser users who are now forced to use something better.

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  • [–] 75 points 9 months ago (42 children)
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    [–] 74 points 9 months ago

    Well, at least there is some good news today.

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  • [–] 71 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And suddenly 90% of both X, Facebook and Reddit fell silent.

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  • [–] 56 points 9 months ago

    wow, and i didn't even notice.

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago

    Oh no.

    ....Anyway

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  • [–] 46 points 9 months ago

    Centralization be like:

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  • [–] 43 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 41 points 9 months ago

    Yes! Let's make it permanent next time.

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  • [–] 37 points 9 months ago

    I hope it's not a bug and they are just running out of money to keep servers up instead.

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  • [–] 36 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Tinfoil hat moment: Altman panicked with all the money hemorrhaging and is trying new inventive ways to get money from the paid subscribers whilst drastically reducing operation costs. He pulled the plug for a bit.

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    [–] 35 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Oh no! How will they know how to do things now?

    Edit: I see Oh no! is the go to reaction ;)

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    [–] 24 points 9 months ago (50 children)

    AI is a crutch for dumb people.

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    [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    And nothing of value (except enough money to feed and shelter everyone in the world) was lost.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago

    Nearly classic these days, since it's a wrap for most colleges next week.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago

    And the oceans stopped boiling..... Just for a while

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    [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm appreciating the silence while it lasts.

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    Can't tell you how excited I am to read this headline, despite the feeling that I really oughtn't count my chickens before they've hatched.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    December 2, 2025 02:52 PM

    It looks up to me right now.

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  • [–] 74 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    But it said it was up, so it must be true.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on.

    💻 Booting…

    🖥️ Thinking about booting…

    📱 Hitting the power button…

    I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library…

    Searching the web:

    • 🪱Worms do not have arms
    • 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small
    • 🦈 Perfect

    Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo

    Out Of Tokens

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