Also startles random drunk people when a swedish man yells banban out of his window
ScaredDuck
Sorry but what's the problem? Just use a TOTP authenticator, they work completely offline and are even more secure than SMS 2FA. For Android I would recommend Aegis.
Also look into the Xiaomi flagships. Xiaomi 13 can be had for around £700 if you're willing to shop around, while the last gen Xiaomi 12 is listed for under £400 on the official Mi UK store. Here's the size comparison to your Pixel if you're curious.
Sadly got that one kinda spoiled and knew
spoiler
there was some sort of a giant twist coming, so it didn't hit me too much when it happened.
Haha, I guess that was too easy.
I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.
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To be fair, most first world countries seem to have settled on 18 for all of this. I think the wrong assumption is that the age limits are related to each-other, while they've been brought into law at different points in history and there hasn't been a need to change them. There are also the environmental factors, such as the driving age in the USA probably being lower as a consequence of a car-centric culture.
For a completely offline solution KeepassXC also can do TOTP.