This is one I haven't told anyone about before: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/36373449

My parents would just turn the music up, but the problem was after a while we learned exactly what it meant every time they played Enter Sandman loud. Mum would tell us she was just vocalizing - yeah I guess that's the word.

It got to be the song of fucking in that house and after a while they knew that we knew. So they changed it up and started playing Pantera instead. Fucking Gen X strikes again.

Everybody starts as a cream pie anyway and kids are going to hear something at some point, not sure how much it matters.

There are no hot singles in your area OP?

I wanted to see if the orgasms would get better / stronger by waiting. Of course they did, but waiting got to be absolute torture, and very distracting too.

The first two days were no big deal, I just got stuck into work and cleaning / chores.

But by day three I was starting to see the world differently. You know how someone dying of dehydration in the desert will start to hallucinate water holes everywhere? It was like that.

My busty and free-spirited neighbour Sue wanted help getting something down from a high cabinet so I held her wiggling hips as she stood on the step ladder singing some Lady Gaga song. Thing is, she was wearing these yoga pants that clung to her like paint and I could see every important detail, which was not hard since her pussy was about thirty centimetres from my face as she strained to reach, standing higher on her painted toes, all the muscles in her legs and arse tensed and ready like a trap laid out to catch a wild animal.

When I got home the other neighbours were having sex loudly and I always like to rub myself to their image since they are hot (it's like a three-way that they don't even know about) but this time I just went and stood in the shower and blasted myself with cold water until I stopped thinking about tits and pussies and started thinking about how long it takes for a person to die from hypothermia.

The next day I made the mistake of going to the gym. Stupid I know. Katy the slutty influencer with the massive jugs was lying face down on a bench sobbing while her personal trainer who looks a lot like Margot Robbie, kneaded the back of her legs with long, experienced, capable, strong, caring fingers. Katy was having a sook about some injury that was probably bullshit knowing her, but that didn't matter, what mattered were the long, sensual caresses up and down the backs of those tight nineteen year old thighs and the way Margot looked like she was enjoying it as much as I was enjoying watching. They looked up and caught me staring so I said "Ummm" and ran into the change rooms like I had forgotten something.

That was my second big mistake. In the changerooms were three members of the local university women's volleyball team. They were sitting in a line on the benches and rubbing deep heat on each other's shoulders and laughing with their ample breasts hanging out for the whole world to see. The six breasts bounced in a certain deterministic order like the cylinders firing in a slutty engine as they laughed loudly and I found myself hypnotized like a fool staring at a swinging pocket watch. The looked around and saw me so I ran out again and back to my car.

The next day was the one that broke me. Lady from across the street (who I think was dealing drugs) was getting arrested. Two twenty something blonde police officers had her face down on the grass out the front of her house. One of them had their knee in her back. The other held her hands together behind her back and got cuffs on her. I swear one of those hands cupped her arse and the cop licked her neck but it could just be my mind playing tricks - that is the danger of playing with this stuff.

I said out loud "fuck this experiment" and ended the torturous streak while I was watching them though the window. Maybe it works for some people but this stuff is not for me.

So my longest is about 5 days I think, but my mind was not working right at the end so it's hard to say.

I am fairly boring. It was just some rope, some candles, some music, some spanking and a whole lot of alcohol.

LOL you seem to be horny a lot.

Seen any good porn recently?

Your pics are really artistic ! I love the use of colour!

Best account on Lemmy !

Did a cruise once. A girl at the bar was getting harassed by a guy that couldn’t take the hint that she wasn’t interested. She kept looking over at me so I walked over and said “It’s time to go, are you coming?” and she said “Yes”. Then she followed me all the way back to my room without even asking where we were going.

Pam was all legs and pink lipsticked mouth and arse hanging out of her short shorts. I wanted to touch and harass her as much as any guy on that ship. As soon as we were inside my room that’s exactly what I did. I grabbed her by the waist, hard, and pulled her against me. My hands under the scarce denim at the back of her shorts, the heat of her arse in my palms. She squealed like she wasn’t expecting it but she didn’t back away. Her body was amazing, smooth thighs, small waist, massive tits, deep blue eyes just like the ocean at night.

Pam laughed, loud. “Not shy, huh?”

“We only live once.” Fuck, my heart was pounding in my ears.

Her pink lipstick was a little smeared from the drinks but I didn’t care. I just wanted her mouth. I kissed her, hard, and she bit my bottom lip like she wanted to rip it off and keep it.

I was so fucking wet by now, it was almost embarrassing. She ground on me, turning to rub her hip and arse against my clit. I swear to god I almost came from that alone.

My breath was ragged, hot and heavy. “You’re fucking unreal,” I told her. I bit at her bare shoulder, tasted suntan lotion and sweat and maybe a little tequila. Pam laughed again, grinding backwards on me.

I got my hand into the front of her tiny shorts from behind and found her cunt. Wet. Already soaked. There was no way she wasn’t dripping down her thighs right now. I curled two fingers in and she made this moan and bucked hard into my hand and hooked her arm around my neck to hold herself up.

My fingers were getting soaked, just absolutely mess-level wet. I starting rubbing in circles and she was humping my hand like she was about to break my wrist.

I tried to get her shorts down but she wouldn’t stop moving. I pressed her up against the little desk in the corner and yanked her shorts down finally, and her arse was perfect, just flawless, big and round and with a firmness I could feel every time I rubbed my cunt into it.

I got my fingers back in and started rubbing again, then instead of rubbing, pulling forward with my fingers fast and rough, like I was trying to pull them all the way through her as if she were tissue paper.

Pam was going crazy on my fingers, grinding back on them so hard that I thought she was gonna snap them off. She was moaning, this messy, sweaty, desperate sound, and every time my palm hit her clit she just went even wilder.

“Jesus. Fuck. Like that,” she was gasping, voice all breathless and hitching.

She shook and bucked so much I had to hold her up, her cunt squeezing my fingers so hard I thought I was gonna leave them inside her. She was dripping all over my hand. I was dripping all over her thigh. I was so fucking horny I could barely see straight.

“Don’t stop,” Pam begged, actually whined it, like she was seconds from crying if I took my hand away. “Please, don’t, fuck, fuck, fuck, don’t stop.”

Her legs started to give out so I slammed her forward against the desk again, bent her over so I could see her pink arsehole twitching above her dripping cunt and slid my fingers in and out, fast, rough, the way I like, while my other hand worked her clit.

She clawed at the wood. “Oh fuck, oh fuck” and it didn’t take her long to cum.

She screamed into the fake wood of the desk, arse flexing and pushing back into me as a fountain squirted from her pulsing cunt, I still remember that squeezing, insane death grip on my fingers and the heat and wetness pouring out of her, soaking me, my clothes and the carpet under her slutty heels.

8 but your face is a 10.

Absolutely love it. I have always been big on fantasy so porn just makes sense. These days I write erotica too

Categories I like: BDSM, lesbian, group, rough

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