[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

~~GROND~~

GONK

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

At least some nutters have the decency to say that it's mind controlling chemicals, not the "you'll be dead soon" kind.

Kind of like the covid vaccine. I should have been dead in ~~3~~ ~~6~~ ~~8 months~~ ~~a year~~ ~~2 years~~ ~~3 years~~ ~~4 years~~ I'll be dead in 5 years!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'd be happy to join a Canadian foreign legion. I view protecting Canada from foreign aggression my patriotic duty as a fellow human being, and neighbor.

Besides, once upon a time I swore an oath to protect my country from threats foreign and domestic, so I am honor bound to fight alongside Canada against the biggest threat the US has ever faced.

I'm not sure how many Americans would join me, or how receptive Canadians would even be to a bunch of tacticool looking non-professionals with guns showing up and CLAIMING to want to help, but I'm positive there will be americans fighting back. Whether it's on the front lines with guns, or with sabotage in the states, who can say.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

TERRIFYING PRECISION and ARCHITECTURAL GENIUS of checks notes

...

double-checks notes

"Knowing how shadows and windows work"

Man, the bar is unrealistically high for some people...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

but provides no evidence of wrongdoing

So surely it will be rejected and nobody being sued will even need to show up since nobody even has any evidence?

Surely....

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I read it more as "saying this will contribute to" rather than "proof of"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Clearly they never spoke to Bobby Tables.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

A MAGAt would eat his own shit if he knew a WoKe LibRuL would have to smell it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I still haven't gotten anything for my family, and I have no idea what to get anyone either. I don't know what anyone likes anymore. And honestly I'm just getting tired of Christmas in general. I don't have the energy to pretend that I care about it anymore. I don't want to visit people. I just want to be left alone with nobody putting ridiculous social expectations on me.

I don't have advice, but you should know you aren't alone in your feelings.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Look sir, I'm not saying I'm refusing a direct order from my superior. I'm saying these guys are 15 feet tall, encased in their own personal mechanized tanks, and are demanding to speak to my supervisor. I'm not gonna tell them no. So YOU can come down here and tell them."

turns to Ultramarines "one second, guys, he's gonna cave any second. If he doesn't, he will when he sees you."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I'll have you know it was a very productive 20 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Hey, I'll have you know I only have one alt!

... Don't tell Keiko, but it's for porn.

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