I'm sure the proud boys or kkk would love some of the racist jokes I've heard at work.

I wonder how Chapel would appreciate them.

Nah, I think I'll just continue to smoke and vape to an unhealthy degree in order to disassociate from the banal horrors of modern day. If I keep myself mildly baked and consuming a steady stream of star trek and Stargate, I'll keep myself from having thoughts.

16 years ago a girl my age slapped my ass and said "sorry, I couldn't resist, it's so nice"

I still think about that sometimes.

It's because some people are still playing by a rulebook that's burning in the corner trash can. Some people are still concerned with "what's proper".

In other words, "because she's living in a fantasy world where normally that would have been a bad look"

0. Massive amounts of politicians and car company execs gleefully hopping into bed with fossil fuel companies for longer than almost anyone currently living has been around.

Me, staring at my alarm about to go off in 5 minutes after tossing and turning for an hour: "this is the single most comfortable spot in the universe and I am so sleepy now"

Unless you have knowledge and possibly evidence that politicians, world leaders, movie stars, and pretty much every ceo is into children and human trafficking as long as it's on a private island.

Then you might just experience the craziest set of coincidences!

"trying to grab to take a gun from a security guard"

Okay so obviously almost nowhere else is as insane as the US when it comes to firearms and therefore most people would have much better discipline when handling them and discharging or even pulling one, but the one thing I am sure of almsoy anywhere in the world is that you should NEVER try to grab someone else's gun from them unless you're prepared to get shot with it.

Dudes lucky he didn't do that in Texas or Florida.

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

I have been filling out applications recently and one place wanted me to download a mobile app that would record camera and microphone stuff while I filled out the application

Another company wanted me to record responses on a Webcam.

I never could get into terraria, but some days I want to buy it just to support a good developer.

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.