I'm sure the proud boys or kkk would love some of the racist jokes I've heard at work.

I wonder how Chapel would appreciate them.

Nah, I think I'll just continue to smoke and vape to an unhealthy degree in order to disassociate from the banal horrors of modern day. If I keep myself mildly baked and consuming a steady stream of star trek and Stargate, I'll keep myself from having thoughts.

I remember when an enthusiastic "yeah!" would end a politicians career and mark them as "too unhinged" to represent anyone.

Unless you have knowledge and possibly evidence that politicians, world leaders, movie stars, and pretty much every ceo is into children and human trafficking as long as it's on a private island.

Then you might just experience the craziest set of coincidences!

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.

"You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today."

Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.

I have been filling out applications recently and one place wanted me to download a mobile app that would record camera and microphone stuff while I filled out the application

Another company wanted me to record responses on a Webcam.

I have a idea. We do our own scream test.

Let's turn his brain off permanently.

And we Don't bother listening for anyone complaining about it.

It's the perfect plan.

"It was great seeing you again"

"but... You just got here five minutes ago"

"SO great..."

As someone who paid enough attention in highschool chemistry to get a B, and occasionally watches Nile(red/blue) and E&I videos.... I know some of these words/symbols!

"no you don't understand! People need to suffer because muh big gubment!"

-you

dark patterns

"Well if the game is too dark, then we would notice in the video and besides small children being afraid of the dark, you can just turn up the screen brightness"

-Some old as fuck asshole who doesn't really know much about the tech world anymore, assuming they ever did.