I genuinely wonder if all the people I've had tell me Obama and Biden are going to ban all guns/they're coming for our guns are going to have a moment of self reflection when the fascists in power come for their guns.
Or is it going to be a "only white people with no unnatural hair coloring and presenting as their birth cirtificate sex are allowed to have guns"
Push workdays later into the day so a 9-5 becomes an 11-5.
FTFY
work can get fucked if they think I'm giving up my evenings. We should be pushing for shorter workdays, too. Not just push them back.
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
The last two places I've lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.
They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.
I tried being a moderator on a forum once, and after alerting admins and the FBI about csam less than a week in, I decided I was done being a moderator.
It was a forum for RC stuff, mostly diy rc planes.
Unfortunately, therapy only helps you cope, it doesn't let you forget.
maximally profitable game
See, it really is just an algorithm that can be nailed down perfectly, and I've got an entire floor of statisticians and market analysts that agree it'll make me berjillions!!!1!!
Lpt: they're also telling me more statisticians and market analysts will help boost my numbers too! Jackpot!
-an executive, somewhere, in nearly every corporate office
NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR
I see their junk at every thrift store and flea market in Ohio.
I legitimately thought they went out of business.
I'm not a data hoarder, I just don't like deleting something that I may want to open at some point in the distant future...
What's insane to me is that someone clearly looked for a list of people to find a REAL name, but didn't bother checking if the owner of that name was still alive and able to say "hey that isn't me, they're lying about being me"
I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish my legs looked that good in a dress.