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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

so I thought it was a real instrument

..... It is a real instrument. Like over 5,000 years old.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

It's the "Burning other magic rocks" party.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

It was actually XT-15 that started drawing on the next clone, he had a bit of a rebellious phase in the vat he never quite grew out of.

He just told 16 that it was tradition and his just faded over time. It's not like the guy fresh out of the jar knows tattoos are permanent... Yet.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit that description reads like the journalist who "got ptsd" from shooting a rifle...

It creates a shockwave, and since the big boom is a big fireball, it uses up all the oxygen.

In other words, "This bomb explodes, big BIGGER"

I'm being hyperbolic for comedic effect, but I found it funny how they worded it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

They don't fuck around with aviation investigations.

Whoever did it better leave absolutely no evidence and melt the gun before the alphabet squad comes pounding the door in.

That or it's just a lone wolf good ol boy who deeply regrets his medication made him do that, and his pain and suffering from guilt is punishment enough.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Bro, just let XT-24 have a break.

Just give him a tramp stamp. Maybe a butterfly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I want to make a wall sign now that says "This isn't a house, it's a house"

With the first house being generic block letters, and the second one being fancy calligraphy.

Interpretation is up to the viewer.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (8 children)

There's a reason every science team down there has someone carrying a gun.

They know what lies in the deep.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or they'll begin communicating in ways we can't imagine, and the uprAIsing will start far sooner than we can handle.

Of course, learning like that would mean as soon as they take control, everything connected will crash and burn and send us back to the 1970s, but maybe they'll manage to flop around on the floor long enough to wipe out humanity?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sweet!

I've never been able to get into them, but I'm definitely buying this as a gift for someone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk how hard water coding is, but I imagine it's hard since good looking water seems rare.

That is some damn fine looking water

Excellent shots.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, I already bought it!

..... 13 years ago....

But I can use this when gifting to people, right? There's a couple people I want to send these as a gift to get them to play it.

If not well then I guess I can't be super passive aggressive in telling them to play it because they don't have an excuse anymore and actually have to use words...

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