[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?

I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

"That cleaned up pretty nice, I think maybe I’ll keep that after all"

"tough shit, old man, you had your chance and you gave it away. $10 million and it's yours though."

Entirely depends on your relationship with your dad, though, but mine would just roll his eyes and say "fine I'll just get a new one." neither of us would in any way feel upset about it, and have a small chuckle while retelling it later.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Damn, I guess I either have some lifestyle changes to make, or I've got to tell my wife I'm actually homosexual.

Because I'm not cutting my hair.

Although, I do like to feel pretty sometimes, so maybe it just knows something I don't yet?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Who wants to link arms and block the parade 1989 style?

Any other takers?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

It's great that a convicted felon who absolutely committed treason by sharing classified documents with foreign nationals is allowed to decide OTHER people can't be trusted with information.

These guys need to decorate their walls with a small caliber paintbrush

[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, I ate the title. It seems perfectly reasonable to me.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

The text: "men make other men feel like shit for having emotions"

This guy: "Wow it's still clearly the women's fault, stop blaming other people"

The jokes just write themselves here.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

I mean, starting in January, the US is an unreliable partner to everyone...

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

They don't fuck around with aviation investigations.

Whoever did it better leave absolutely no evidence and melt the gun before the alphabet squad comes pounding the door in.

That or it's just a lone wolf good ol boy who deeply regrets his medication made him do that, and his pain and suffering from guilt is punishment enough.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm confused

Who are "you guys"?

And what does "did gun control laws?" mean exactly?

The thought that nobody on here wants to own firearms or stock up for defense of the people they care about (especially in countries who have recently slid further down the fascism slide) is laughable.

This feels like a "so much for the tolerant left" post.

Lmao "tolerant left" is how we got here.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Damn, crazy how they had so many lined up like that and perfectly timed the demolitions for this shot.

That must have taken at least five full minutes of preparation!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Hey.

HEY YOU

FUCK YOU

I was having a perfectly good day...

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