SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The patriot act says hi.

Along with like.... Half the shift from 2001-2005.

And if we keep going we will be here all day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I'm thinking of River Tam, from Firefly.

Whether she can or can't do that is still debatable, but she did tell Jayne she could. And she can read minds, so it's not entirely out of the question...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Brain fart! You are correct, I was thinking Celebrimbor forged the One Ring with Sauron.

Guess that just mean it's time to reread. Oh noooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And she can kill you with her brain.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It was forged by a being that was super old and didn't have any death on the horizon like mortals have, and had cruelty, malice, and a will to dominate all life poured into it ~~by another nearly-immortal being~~. It sat for two and a half thousand years doing diddly squat, passing out of all knowledge.

My point is, it's patient.

What's 500 years when compared with eternity?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can confirm, am man, have shaved legs and stubble sucks ass and pops up too often to bother.

Does feel nice when smooth though.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird, because historically gun control happens when white people get scared a black man has the same rights as them.

Just ask Dredd Scott v Sanford , or Ronald Reagan.

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