YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

"Oklahoma AG Condones Elder Abuse, Police Brutality"

Fixed the headline

"I deserve to exist"

"wow, why did you have to make things political"

A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

Important to note: 3D PRINTED FIREARMS DO NOT BREAK WITH A FEW USES

Firsthand knowledge.

200-250 rounds and still going strong, inspected before and after firing every time

No damage so far.

Beyond that point, I agree with everything posted.

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

It's gonna be peak face-eating season during holidays when my parents go to retire during this presidency but find out that they can't because social security doesn't exist anymore, 75% of their paycheck goes to either the military budget or kings tribute tax, and everything has doubled in price.

My first thought was "So we call 'following the law' a loophole now?"

If the law meant a fucking thing, he would have been in prison decades ago.

In my 30s, and while I've heard "let's 86 the _____" numerous times, I honestly wouldn't have connected that to "86 cherries" on an order.

I've worked in food, fast and fancy, and nobody would say "86 cherries" instead of "no cherries". Clarity is conducive to a smoothly flowing kitchen.

I was today years old when I realized that she was talking to Homer Hickam, and I've seen the movie October Sky more times than I can count.

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

Nationalist Christians?

Hmm.... We should come up with a word for that.

How about Nat-Cs?