You can be the youngest person in an office and a Millennial.

Source: Me. I am surrounded by boomers.

Is the hospital bill wrapped in the flag or the woman?

Alternatively if you're American - you are expected to work on the plane, and in the airport, in the Uber to the hotel, and then again in the hotel.

Who the fuck wants to travel like that?

It just work but in increasingly uncomfortable locations

A UPS really? Dam going to have to check my wattage now. That is a brilliant idea.

We have hurricanes often enough that power loss is a regular issue.

The what?

I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I've never heard of no "real" gatorade

It's AOE

Calling All Dads....

But why 300 notifications per day? Can you not turn them off?

It's cute until they want other things to visit the sauna...

Does anyone 401k even let them choose what they want to invest in?

I have like 4 plans I can choose: Retire 2035, Retire 2045, Retire 2055, Retire 2065 and that's it.

No options in the portal to do anything else. I can't choose my stocks, any indexes, anything. The only other page is to change my contribution percent.

You must be referencing some stuff the developer added after release because I have no idea what any of those books are, or what ginger island is. And crab pots require level 3 fishing.

I certainly did not check the weather everyday when I played. I don't even remember it telling me I was looking at a rerun. Also I've never played it so many times as to have a typical completion time. I've completed the game once.

It's true you can buy fish from the traveling merchant. I definitely did to complete a chunk of my community center. That is a nice perk they put in the game.

It's clear you love Stardew and that's great. But it's fine if not everyone loves the thing you love.

Given that you can still play most of those games. It feels hard to say the golden age "ended".

There's more to play every year.