[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Drama is pretty great, when it's happening a safe distance away but still within viewing distance.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't do time, kids; it's a slippery slope.

If you spend one second, you'll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another.. And before you know it, you've spent a whole minute. And when that's not enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years..

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

In a university there was a lab. And in this lab there lived a postdoc. One day in the third month of their the postdoc heard a rap on their door. It was the professor! They said the postdoc would soon be approached by 12 undergrads, and...

<300 pages of worldbuilding later>

"You must take the samples! And throw them into the synchrotron! I am too old and burnt out to do it!" pleaded the old postdoc to the phd student.

<500 pages of more worldbuilding>

"I did the testing, but the results are not meant for me. I must now travel to the West, into the Private Sector." said the PhD at their graduation party.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

The ring promised him great power, like that he would finally be able to find those droids he's looking for

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I don't know why... But I really hate it when people write like this... Actually... Now that I think about it... I actually do know why...

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I've only told about it to Ob... solutely no one.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Are those casings 3d printed? They look 3d printed. If so, pretty neat.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I used to use one of these in the late 90s. I think it was called Filezilla (Downzilla? I forget; something zilla anyhow) or something, and it made dinosaur sounds when queuing up downloads.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I own an ID3 and it's got the same capacitive bullshit steering wheel. So far I've only managed to accidentally fuck with the audio by brushing the right side of the wheel during a turn, but it's really scary that those cruise control buttons are right there with the potential to be fucked with at random.

Luckily I've learned to be pretty well aware of the adaptive cruise control suddenly deciding there's a different speed limit on the road than what's actually there, so maybe I can manage to catch any accidental fuckings with the buttons too.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I'm not one to kink-shame, but why are you shitting in a pot of oil in the first place?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Jos mitään, niin tämä saa mun epäilemään että Putin onkin yhtäkkiä kuollut.

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