Do what I do and drink a shitton of water, carry that water bottle around with you. If anyone decides to ask, you answer, "if you drink as much water as I do, you'd understand".

Reddits got limitations on the number of subs you can make?

Please be 1. I love watching skeletons fall out of closets.

I don't think the point to to actually get paid. I think the idea is, as you said, media attention, as well as investor attention. Who's going to want to invest in a company that's trying to unionize?