[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

60% of ByteDance is owned by global investors, most of which are based in the US. 20% is owned by the original co-founders, none of whom have any ties to the CCP, and the remaining 20% is owned by employees, almost all of which are in California. The overwhelming majority of the company is already owned by Americans. This entire thing is all about trying to silence a source of information that challenges and refutes government interests, particularly where Palestine is concerned.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like the love child of Odo and Burt Reynolds!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Not the first one in the past few days, either.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Escargogo boots!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

In the trending political climate, maybe this is more appropriate:

  1. Do "gay".
  2. Be crime.
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, look, it's the Cancerous Parasites Assaulting Civilization.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. Every other interface was trash.

And the official app and web interface were a port-a-potty upturned into a flaming dumpster.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Some of my favorite Doctor Who moments. I really hope they never bring them back and turn them into generic "villain of the season" like they have with Daleks and Cybermen.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Fried? Gagh is best served alive. There is no honor in consuming dead gagh!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It's edgier 2G for an edgier generation.

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