Welcome to Costco, I love you.

He loved the project, not the money.

6 years 😲That's some seriously good lotion!

Ah, I see the confusion. What you have there are troy bananas and avoirdupois (AVDP) bananas. Not to be confused with fluid bananas.

Semen satchel

Suffering is timeless.

Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5

Too bad that the government doesn't have a department that specializes in finding people. Like a federal bureau or something...

Yup, 100%. Consumable treats that you'd not normally buy yourself and experiences like events or lessons.

What were you polishing the Kevlar to in Iraq? Probably not as good as harley quin.

Weed dogs!