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[–] 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If your iris is secreting milk, or a milk like liquid, you should probably go to the doctor.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (14 children)

    Except that way fewer people enjoy having them licked.

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Well, that enough internet this morning. Thanks for inspiring me to get my day started.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    It's an ancient 4chan staple from waaay back when it was actually worth going there.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Wasn't there a scene in Aeon Flux similar to this?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    There's the "alien" that wants to swap eyes with Aeon but she's not into it, and Trevor later does.

    Edit: Season 3 Episode 10, "End Sinister"

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    Many moons ago, I've read a translation of a Japanese short story, which stipulated that a pastime among Japanese youth is having one person repeatedly lick an eyeball of another, whereupon the recipient begins experiencing special effects, iirc described as seeing diamonds in the sky.

    As an aficionado of various psychologically surreal shit, I'd be glad to find this story again, but the chances are slim. It might've been written by Kobo Abe, as I discovered his work at about the same time and space, but I have doubts about that.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    More like areola. The nipple is missing.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    There we go. We're back on track.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hard disagree, the nipple would be the cornea.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    sigh Please get off Lemmy, grandpa.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    An eyereola?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Not saying that is free. You're allowed to just not say it, any time you want

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