Every single toast i've witnessed and done has basically been short standup sets talking about embarassing and stupid shit that we've done in the past, ending in a congratulation to the married couple. Pretty simple, really.

Quick, someone wire up Allen Dulles' corpse to a battery, we might have discovered perpetual motion.

"They also force you to go to mandatory Marxist training, literally."

People who think books have magic powers being forced to read:

As per Politico.

There's going to be a freeze on future payments using Germany's funds, instead being used with Russia's seized assets. All pre-approved spending are going to be continuing as planned.

Decided to take a look at some nafo dorks on twitter to see how they're taking this and, folks, they've turned themselves into a circular firing squad.

We have the best mega, folks. It's a beautiful mega. Thay say we'll hit 4k by friday. Do I believe it, possibly. Will it, i hope it does.

Gunther giving his take on the situation

Thanks for the tip, Gunther.

I don't know why, but i keep having conversations with people that turn to the ukraine conflict. I guess it's because i have a reputation for knowing what's going on around the world (largely thanks to you beautiful folks ). But it's incredible the amount of ignorance people have about history, geography, and political realities. I guess i can't blame them, as they likely have other, more serious concerns than reading a dozen books or staring at an rss feed, but man, i love the news crew. You guys keep me informed and on top of things, and the more i read, the more i feel i can give opinions on things.

Also, i ran into an actual nafo guy at work, and when he brought up the ukraine conflict, i didn't want to stay and debate him, so i just told him that Galicia belongs to the poles and left.

We're a spectre haunting the fediverse

I still love how these were made within hours of the first plane hitting

CIA poisoned a small town in France to test the effects of LSD.