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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was jogging between Queens and Brooklyn a few years back. Two assholes, shirtless and with shaved heads, didn’t move out of the way and took up the full width of the bridge. Only when I got within a few feet did I see that at least one had tattoos all over, including a swatzika over his heart. I felt sick. Both my grandparents fought overseas in World War 2 and now here we are, with idiots in our own country emboldened by the GOP and Trump.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

They’re just sore losers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cillian Murphy’s character from Dunkirk makes it across the Atlantic with the name Oppenheimer and then creates the Atomic Bomb.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Brutal and real. For a reason.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And somehow the pharmacist is able to understand that as “tetraphosphate indigo” from Pfizer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sasquatch attack.

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks good on my 12 Mini. Thanks!!

 
 

My in-laws said thanks as I finished chugging the last of the Dawn dish soap in celebration. Orange is my favorite flavor

 
 
 
 
 

During World War 1, some restaurants in America renamed hamburgers on the menu to Liberty Steaks because they sounded too German. Similar to how French Fries were called "Freedom Fries" by some restaurants.

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