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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago

I’m not sure how but they missed the bit where he gave the microphone a hand job then followed up with a quick head job.

You know… normal campaign stuff just before the election…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

If Will Ferrel did this in a skit people would be saying he had jumped the shark.

Trump in the final week before the Presidential election for the United States of America just mimicked giving a blow job to a microphone.

After giving it a good handjob.

It’s on video in the article.

It’s real.

It’s beyond bizarre, it’s Trump.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

THIS is not an onion article

This IS not an onion article.

This is NOT an onion article

This is not AN onion article

This is not an ONION article

This is not an onion ARTICLE

[–] [email protected] 34 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

“I get so angry. I’m up here seething. I’m seething. I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm, now I’m going to blow out my right arm, and I’m blowing out my damn throat too, because these stupid people.”

Old angry fat man is to old and weak to hold onto a microphone. Sad!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

Took the mask of just a little bit to soon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

It’s starting to look like he might just be a real dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Old man Trump meets all the criteria of the anti-Christ and they are lining up to worship him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Ceramics…. There is an Isaac Asimov story where the only evidence they can find that humans used to live on Earth is the presence of what appear to be toilets and sinks. All else is dust.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (9 children)

““He’s doing a good job,” Trump said about the Israeli leader. “Biden is trying to hold him back, just so you understand, Biden is more superior to the VP. He’s trying to hold him back, and he probably should be doing the opposite, actually. I’m glad that [Netanyahu] decided to do what he had to do, but it’s moving along pretty good.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He doesn’t have the cognitive abilities to distinguish the definitions he just likes the strongman image. His team of enablers are however pretty much all in on project 2025 and can’t wait to fully enact the Christofacist Oligarchy of America.

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Breaking News (theshovel.com.au)
 

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Tolkien’s walk in ancient Tasmanian rainforests just went on the bucket list. You can only see it now in its reserve because of a tree sit in to save it from loggers.

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Surprise! Fuckwit Who Thinks You Don’t Work Hard Enough Got His Start Through an Inheritance

 

Once they hit the Murray Darling basin we are stuffed

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