MeatPilot

It's 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

This meme is so old now it's starting to get sun fading and the ink is wearing off.

As we round the decade and head straight into the world of Tank Girl.

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

I think this movie was already made.

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

Means it has pubes on it.

Oh no

Her's was a plastic blue bowl with a handle. I was informed of it's unsavory past after it was given to her from her mom when we moved in together. As she was eating popcorn out of it.

I didn't come from no fancy two large plastic bowl house either. But a small trashcan with about 3 layers of grocery bags was our go to. Never would I look at something I yaked in and consider it to hold food again even if it had bags lining it.

So it begins...