The forced menubar becomes absurd on an ultrawide monitor. Nobody needs a 49" wide menu or task bar

CTRL+L works on most I've used

Dickbutt is older than Reddit

so just not eat at all then?

Iceland has a desert?!?

I use Duckduckgo for the vast majority of my searches but when I need to find something too specific I've lately been using Bing Chat. Aside from any privacy concerns I find it works surprisingly well.

Also known as hoteling or hot seating, amongst other terms. Basically all cubicles are identical and you just sit at whichever is free that day.

Warranty is the biggest reason for a prebuilt. Anything goes wrong with it and you're not spending money on things to test and experiment with. You send it in, it comes back working.

A PhD is the promise you'll do great work. An honorary degree means you've already done it.

We allow landlords to still exist

Most of these Chromebooks are 3-4 years old and in really rough shape. Kids use these things for literally everything. You likely wouldn't even want them for free. Probably bio-waste at this point.

If they didn't itch I wouldn't really care that they eat me, aside from passing on diseases. Or when one gets into the bedroom and keeps waking you up by buzzing in your ear randomly....