Lucky13

joined 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

That doesn't even make sense. It's ok to be dirty but make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 50 minutes ago

You should have voted blue because this time it would have worked for sure!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 57 minutes ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I used to work at a hikers' hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, "He doesn't smoke weed. He's old, like in his 40s." He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

All Targets have them and Walmarts do too. They're not as rare as you seem to think.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Skip the labor pains, just give me the baby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh honey. Talentless celebrities existed before you were born.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It's annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

What about loose for lose?

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