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Tim Walz is campaigning on the slogan "We Are Not Going Back", implying he's deeply irresponsible and forgot to turn his clocks back on Saturday. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why would anyone turn their clocks back on Saturday?

Brown bananas, crowded ports, empty shelves: What to expect if there’s a big dockworkers strike in the US in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

If you'e been wondering how to monetize your fediverse posting ... https://sub.club has good news for you! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

How are you doing Lemmy? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why let all that meat go to waste?

At the zoo [Outbursts of Everett True, 1905-1927) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

‘Sleepy Don?’: Trump Nods Off During Trial of the Century in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 359 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

The Mistral bot here on Lemmy now remembers context in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected], what doth life?

Stewbacca in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

So that's where Yoda learned to make his shitty soup from.

Chana Masala practically obscured by coriander and red onion in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I replace half the salt with MSG for all of my curries, something to try.