The number of people who want to run Linux is already pretty small. The number of people who want Linux to fuck them is even smaller. No one is doing that as a business.

If you make one, do share it though.

You don't even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.

All the people telling you you are average, are right. That's within normal.

That said, in case someone smaller is reading this, knowing what you are doing and building rapport are WAY more important than size. You can make a lady cum with just your mouth on her nipples if she's ready for it. I know because I've done it. You don't need to even be average size for PIV sex to be good. Think about the most basic method for masturbation for a woman. It's not her fist; it's her two middle fingers, in or out. If you are at least the size of two feminine fingers, you're probably already fine. And the very existence of small penises suggests their owners have sex. How else do you get the next generation?

And, finally, if you get unluck squared, and happen to get together with a gal who needs something big while you are not, there is a world of delights to explore. Any sensible woman will know a big insertable is much easier to find than a good partner.

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It's salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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Real response: The dress is near perfect for you. If someone is attracted to your body type, the dress shows it off very well. The colour seems nice, at least as my screen shows it, and matches the sunglasses nicely. It somehow also matches the bit of colour in your skin around your knees, fingers, chest, etc. It might fit you slightly better if you did have a bigger bust because it would bring up the seam under the bust, but that's just a last 5% tailoring bonus. You could probably achieve it with shortening the straps yourself.

Horny response: Totally. You should just take it off... but keep posting... or drop your right leg... Or both. I'll be in my bunk.

Honest doesn't mean antagonistic. Many people really like the skinny pale look. You aren't being more honest just because you don't.

Or rippling. Or, if it's a ring that grips situation, plunging in and out of itself.

And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don't offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.

Gotta love the creativity.

I'm gonna go with 'it depends.' Do I get any assurances? Do I get control? I might want hazard pay under some circumstances, but if terms are good, the price would be more possible.

Toughie. 2 is the only one who really seems like she's not being forced to smile at gunpoint, but she's not my cuppa. 1, 3, and 6 are pretty, but have smiles like I'm buying them from human traffickers. They're trying to get picked but just to make quota. (Unwillingness is a major turnoff for me.) 4 is probably best bet, overall. She doesn't look like a hostage and is still super cute.

Left, and for everything, not just the ass.