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This week, on So You Think You Can Speak

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Orbs - This card is based on the Ten of Pentacles and depicts ten orbs, but in canon there are only nine orbs ; the recent "Star Trek" ongoing comic has added a tenth

Was the tenth not the Orb of the Emissary that Sisko found?

No, but I do pay for convenience and for an ad-free listening experience.

Isn't that one of the main justifications people give for piracy? That if it were affordable and convenient, people would just pay?

The ~~ship~~ teeth are fixed.

Have you ever tried to think critically while your senses are being completely over-stimulated?

Ewoks?

Cute furry ruthless killing machines designed to sell merchandise.

I'm sorry Brad, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Have you tried Progressive?

Never would I have imagined so quickly going from "I need an unlocked bootloader so I can have new, now" to "Ugh, what are they changing this time?"

O'Brien went through so much shit that his counselor died before they ever got to meet in person.