IjonTichy

You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast.

Y'know, boys, a good moderator needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. If I was moderator all I would ask from my users would be their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.