Some of you will be pushed through a fine mesh screen to mod here. Those will be luckiest of all. I would be honored, always approaching the trolls with the element of surprise.

I saw the pic and thought war were declared.

Y'know, boys, a good moderator needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. If I was moderator all I would ask from my users would be their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.

Thanks for all who were interested. I chose mods based on interaction in this community and involvement in other communities, and used that info to appoint those individuals who I believe best fit the nature of this sub.

We are all strangers on the internet and mostly only been here for a few days so let's give it a go and see where it takes us. Looking forward to the adventure with you all!

PS - Happy Fryday (insert Kif groan here)

I have a futurama tattoo. Do I qualify?

If we all work together we only have to do one quintillionth of a thing

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again.

Tell my wife Hello

If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied: I hate you.

Just out of curiosity, we could use the discount cards to buy gum then immediately quit moderating right? You know, playing you all for chumps?

If I’m not elected to mod ask my nephew how I’ll feel.

Nephew: To shreds you say.

War were declared.

Do.. do I win? I’ll do mod stuff.

As long as you don’t forget about our 5% military discount. I need my Big Pink. It’s the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.

Oh good, an active Futurama... Mag? Is that the term? I want to say sub but that seems wrong.

If you still need help, "The body is willing" 😉