Different per bidet and person but in my experience it doesn't.

I think it's also the effect of using the subway a lot because maybe someone has a very faint smell of shit and you don't notice but when there are lots of people together in a confined tight space with poor conditioning it becomes very noticeable like the magic the gathering tournaments.

I have installed a mirror attachment to my bidet and 3 other mirrors at different angles so that I can look straight and see my butt. Then I pull out my phone, take a picture and send it to an image analysis AI hosted on a cloud broker in germany which has been trained on 20 thousand pictures of my clean ass vs 20 thousand pictures of my dirty ass. Then after that I feed its output to an LLM which gives me back a 5 paragraph essay explaining the situation down there ELI5 style. Then I call an ass specialist on the phone to consult the results with them and finally after the medical panel has been formed and gave their final diagnosis I stand up and wash my hands.

I thank hexbears that dedicate their precious time to archiving funny internet posts. Godspeed.

I have no social filter aka I am an asshole.

It's just blasting it with water no soap involved. You get a little wet but it dries off quickly. Obviously you can't eat off of your ass like that but generally it's cleaner than wiping it unless you are an ardent wiper or use a lot of TP.

Before plumbing people used to wash their ass with a pitcher and people still do it in places where there isn't access to efficient plumbing. I've heard from people that in a pinch a standard water bottle works too though I haven't tried it yet.

I wouldn't recommend this, some of them might be dyslexic communists.

thanks for your help i appreciate it

i dont hate cabbage, but i dont exactly like it neither. i think i stick to other foods for now.