HomesliceAbe

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The future of the tectonic plates in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel judged.

The future of the tectonic plates in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[Story] "Proposing" to my girlfriend in c/[email protected]
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it? in c/[email protected]
What are some harmless ways to prank someone? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen!

What is the best way to make more friends as an adult? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Offer potato

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.

Kevin doesn't share though in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No, it's a pocket for Kevin.

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!

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GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. (lemmy.world)
 

NO LOLLYGAGGIN

Say 'hello' to Pippi! She just had her tenth birthday! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Happy birthday!

Have you ever downvoted your own post/comment? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I will now!

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Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name? (lemmy.world)
 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Her Fluffiness, Princess Zelda (lemmy.world)
 
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