HeyJ

joined 11 months ago

Every race gets one cool ability in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

"Parry this, you filthy casual!"

I forget every time that a roll comes up in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 102 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Serving a god or oath seems inherently different than knowing about religion.

Apparently I'm a dwarf in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I have been audited by the IRS

Apparently I'm a dwarf in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Says you. Tax Simulator, baybeeee!

Tasha's alignment in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That sounds a lot like chaotic evil to me.

Vampires learned it from the Fey. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

As far as folklore goes, they were buried in coffins face down, so when they tried to emerge they would instead go straight down.

Mark me down as scared and horny in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

More about the Warlock being confused as to why the Paladin knows the language of demons (which is a sound tactical ability in my opinion, know you enemy and all that)

My rogue is proficient in "Hand"... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Monk

Tried and true... Ly garbage in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How Abserd...

I didn't ask how big the room was... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Think fast, chucklenuts

#SorryNotSorry in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That doesn't work anyway, as the item would only be dropped next to the final peasant, as per the rules of the game.

The Codex Astartes does not support this action in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Sucked him dry