Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!

Somehow there's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it again

Probably scalded

Ranger*

Meanwhile, for my homelab I just use split DNS and a (properly registered+set up) .house domain - But that's because I have services that I want to have working with one name both inside and outside of my network

There are furniture based mounts and standalone vesa stands

Easier to store in my cabinet alongside the other boxes

It doesn't seem like a site culture thing to me, but I've also not seen examples of what you're talking about so I can't say for sure. That really bites though.

JSON5, bay-beee

I want to be alone, but not by myself

Please, lower it for the rest of us then, because it just looked like you were being insulting for no reason from my end.