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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It says in the article that the pupils enlarge with increased concentration. Perhaps more intelligent people are just always paying attention in new surroundings, where less intelligent people are more disinterested.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They say au naur out loud

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

I'm an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn't figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only accepts US phone numbers, so probably not for US citizens living abroad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are they all men?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only if your direct deposit amount is below a threshold, which is low enough that most full time workers meet it.

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