It is indeed FUcCY.

Thank you for your service.

So, a massive antibiotic cocktail run and then implant some faeces from a happy normal person and you're cured. Easy peasy.

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

18-year-olds are, despite being technically adults in most countries, still kids and shouldn't be put in a war.

No need to apologize, even if it supposedly is the custom in your part of the world. 😉 You still pointed out something that I didn't know about and for that you have my eternal gratitude. Not much of it, mind, but some of it.

We got cans of beans and sausage in the army. The cans where from the back end of the food reserve so about 30 years old. We had been on manouver for about a month, it was -30C, we where on very little sleep and food was about the only thing that kept you going.

I still couldn't eat those. Completely inedible. All the other cans were ok to eat. Some were even good at the time. Not the beans. I like beans, but that image gave me flashbacks. Vile stuff. Don't post it again, please?

My thoughts exactly. God-tier talents, both of them. But if you got #2 you don't really need to steal. I would use #3 to undress. Easily saves 5-10 seconds at bedtime. Or become the naked burglar of course.

As a Swede, I can confirm what Joakim wrote. Pretty much the same deal here. General pirating isn't a big deal really and is usually pretty safe to discuss in an informal setting. It's like speeding. It's really common, but maybe don't brag about it? Oh, don't do much speeding in Finland. Joakim will tell you why. 😀

Cocaine will do that, or so I'm told.

One more reporting in!