Quick, let's pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Water is wet

Yeah he speaks for the extremely vocal minority

Soda price increases have done wonders for my health.

After reading the article, the Panera guy is actually saying it doesn't make sense to expect store level employees to care about shareholders and that execs should recognize that most employees are just trying to make enough money for themselves.

Not saying he is better/worse than other CEOs, but the article title is misleading in that he is speaking out against other CEOs that have this opinion.

Holy shit you called it

[Everyone] enraged at [any company] for injecting ads into the middle of [everything]

"Look up bro"

I wouldn't mind $5 if that tier didn't also cap the number of searches to 250. I'd burn through that super quick, and $25 for unlimited is way too much IMO.