[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 weeks ago

it's true I enlisted in the navy and they had anime girls on the ship. unfortunately we were hit with a torpedo and the anime girls died, but the boss said they'll pick up more at the next port

source: i am not a psyop

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 month ago

Suspension and tire shops across NYC are sobbing

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago

I still struggle to understand if these people (Thiel et al.) genuinely believe the "DOOM IS COMING, WE MUST DESTROY THE WORLD TO MAKE GOD HAPPY" stuff, or if they're just trying to market their grifting to the religious people...

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago

Has anyone tried cooking it again? Projections show an incredible increase in flavor!

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Update: my house burned down

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 month ago

altr Yeah, I make 100,000 robux per year, get in bitches

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago

"When cut, it did emit some red fluid, and the object moved and made a lot of noise - perhaps some sort of hydraulic mechanism? The shavings don't melt, so it's probably not plastic."

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago

Year or two? 2016 was ten years ago.

This is over a decade.

Fucking hell. That's such a significant fraction of my life.

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 months ago

It seems like someone who is trying really hard to convince himself that he's cool. "Oh yeah, a cool guy would go to the wildest party!" And when validated with attention via Tesla, SpaceX, and internet antics, he just started turning up the volume on the "edgy teen" knob. So he thinks he's the smartest, coolest guy in every room, who everyone loves. And he's, well, Elon Musk.

Haha 420 69 guys. That's right, I know about marijuana and sex!

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 months ago

Calm down Dr. Moneybags - look how many RAM chips are on that DIMM... No need to flex your wealth!

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

printed and mailed out... not everyone has internet!

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[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 months ago

an important distinction, but come on that's not a good headline!

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