GoodandPlenty

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If only there were some way to prevent this…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, the theatre I was in was at least 80% full. Can’t say it was that full by the end though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The only thing going for it is the laughs one gets from looking at Cage in that ridiculous wig. Unfortunately, even those get old quick. I can’t believe I paid to see this in the theatre.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Took me a second to figure out what you were referring to and then legit lol so thanks!

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