GluWu

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sounds like my kind of ambergris.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro, just cuz nothing matters doesn't mean you gotta be mean.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I have less money in the bank than when I was unemployed, but I'm more willing to spend it because I know there's more coming in. It's a lot easier for me to just buy whatever food I want or get decent beer and not worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can't have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can't make plastic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'all didn't watch Selena documentaries as part of your school curriculum?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's weird seeing how "the algorithm" has genuinely only made things worse. Falling into the YouTube rabbit hole was a thing, and it was entirely organic. From the loose connections of topics, you could start from any feel good funny video, and end in detailed documentary about MK Ultra.

The best algorithm was no algorithm and there's no way of ever going back to that. I feel pretty lucky to have experienced the internet before it became everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My hairline directly correlates with sales at the grocery. When I wake up bald, I know I'm eating good that night.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bears are solitary animals and any interaction after being raised is to either fight or fuck.

...I might be a bear.

 
 
 
 

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Cats can live for 20+ years. Maybe there are a few left that were born in the 90s and are just chilling.

 
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