Pokemon Red at 10fps on a gateway laptop circa 2004

b... but I'm not forklift certified

Mp3 players my beloved <3

6 if you count the floor

I'm a professional Jizz artist (we in the industry call ourselves jizzers) and I can absolutely confirm this as true

This would absolutely destroy me. And yet, I'd eat the hell out of it.

This belongs in a category of things I'm glad exist but I will never use

The times may change but people stay the same. In the early days of the (first) American civil war, people expected it to be done and over with very quickly. To the point they went out with picnic baskets and sandwiches to view the battle. They might not have even understood how devastating the war was going to be even as the confederates won that battle.

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Yo this new minecraft update looks sick

The amount of times I have to search how to spell "reccomending" is sad (for me)

I just checked, d/0 blocks lemmygrad.ml. If you want to post there I'd recommend making an acct there.