FlameBurningOrange

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, hypothetically if someone were to vandalise a Tesla to the point of it being written off, could the owner request that the insurance company replace it with a non-tesla car?

Here we go...

(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with "Jade" in cursive font)

There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?

Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.

Will you be a good girl?

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It's interesting you made that observation because both the penis and clitoris start development from the "gentile tubercle" on an embryo.

But surely everyone greets you by saying "Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?".

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

HOA? That's clearly the UK, we don't have HOAs here.

This image immediately reminded me of this sketch.

The spice must flow

I don't get why guys stay so quiet when it's just the two of you alone. Come on fellas, moan out loud, it'll enthuse your partner and yourself. Also it helps you get out of your own head so you stop worrying about performance issues, focus on yourself and partner, and live in the heat of the moment.

Late night outdoors sex.

Last Tuesday, my girlfriend and I found a bench that was in a very hidden part of a local park. It was such a thrill for us to keep our moans quiet while she gave me a blowjob and I went down on her.