I feel like this is more the iOS experience, personally.

Oh, Sans is smarter than that; he'd say how you can't refund because you've already played for way more than 2 hours to get this far. If anything, he would mention your actual playtime statistic in his dialogue.

Two bisexual friends have independently told me from their own experiences that "bisexual" mostly = "gay with a dash of hetero," effectively, and that it's not at all 50/50. I wonder how true that is for the rest of the world.

So wear many different hats. Got it.

Now this makes me wonder if Lemmy has an equivalent to /r/ConfusedBoners.

Then it's your fault for not saying "uh" instead!

LiChess is what should be abounding.

and get over my attraction to men

This wording stuck out as alarming. Do you see anything concerning about this as a motivation to try this, regardless of age?

I think I agree with you:

1. OP provides no examples of the claimed sassy comments, not a single one. It looks sufficiently generic to be early-AI-produced (recent AI should be able to go extremely specific lol).
2. Account claims to be male but the username comes off as female: sarah2653@lemmy.ml
3. The account is primarily comprised of open-ended posts with nearly zero comments, so it doesn't seem to be primarily concerned with actually thanking anyone for any of their input or sharing any further context beyond each post, or at least sharing what they took away from any replies.

Conclusion: this post isn't worth responding to or wasting any further brainpower on because the scenario is fake. Downvote it to hell and maybe even report it until OP gives evidence otherwise.

The movie about her was absolutely phenomenal. I strongly encourage anyone interested in this stranger-than-fiction account to check it out.

I don't know if you've been keeping track, but TSLA's stock has been plummeting.