This is how you can tell that Star Trek is fiction. Because in real life, Khan would have made office by this point, and his cloned super soldiers program would get him elected into the White House no later than 2032.

It's always going to be new for someone.

I hope to never lose the simple joy of laughing at others who are suffering the consequences of their stupid, stupid decisions.

MSG is the key to ultimate flavor.

Suck on that Cox.

Now that's commitment.

How many ways can you say he's a monster before somebody arrests him? Oh, all of them? Well fuck us all I guess.

It's standing over here, pointing and laughing at somebody stupid enough to trust Claude.

Clearly they're doing it wrong - they need to attack en masse.

I can see my house from here!

So what they're saying is that they think the American Revolution was a bad thing?

Well I mean this time wasn't a war crime, more like petty vandalism deluxe edition.